On the way home from work today I realized the people in my town are afflicted by an uncanny inability to operate motor vehicles, and further more suffer from extreme delusions of self importance causing horrendous selfishness and absurd behavior. So in order to prevent myself initiating homicidal corrective protocol level 8d, I chose instead to pull into the shop and find some beers whith which to relax and review. This one is created especially for and to be used as this shops house beer. Upon pouring it into my glass the twitch behind my eye that I was trying to quell began to escalate to full on seizures as I observed a crystal clear almost water colored beer. Almost as if some one were rinsing a used beer glass and then served that water. Very lively carbonation fizzes actively building and quickly losing a white nondescript head. Ok, ok, .... breathe Gord, breathe deeply,.... and stick that glass under my nose to see what olfactory delights this ghostly liquid may provide. The aromas are equally pale, but suggest some good traits. Pale malt, a very small reminder of apple, and a tease of spicy hops. My tension loosens it grip on my muscles a bit. Hesitantly the sip.... Sweet, apple, pale malt and no where near enough hops to balance. It's just a cheap mass made style lager. Disappointing. I've had worse but really not a fan. Although with a name like that I've only myself to be upset with. Bonus decimal points for price.

Light and crisp with no hoppy bitterness left... a hit of citrus or cherry though.