Yeah, we know. You were expecting this beer to be a little, um, bigger, right? (Note to brewers: could one of you guys just brew a beer of 100% alcohol and get it over with?) Mind you, we've got nothing against big beer. It's just that after one or two of them, you might have a little trouble with certain things. Like talking. Or making it to the gym tomorrow morning. Or convincing that cute bartender just how charming you really are. (Trust us: after a couple of those beers . . . you're not. And you probably forgot to tip, anyway, you dork. ) Beer of the Gods is a refreshing German-style beer that could never happen in Germany – as easy to drink as the best Kölsch but as hoppy and satisfying as a supreme Altbier. And the best news? At only 4.5%, it won't keep you from doing the important things in life. Sure, we know that those well-endowed beers will get all the press, but, just once, how about some props for the little guy? Respect beer? Well, sure. But more importantly, respect yourself.