Come on, we dare ya. No no, we double dare ya. No no no, we triple dog dare ya. Stiffen your spine, curl your lips and… stick your tongue to a stupid pole. When it freezes, don’t panic. Just sprinkle said tongue with our herbal, piney East Coast IPA and be free. It’s an essential item in every Lamppost Licking Survival Kit. We’re pretty sure it works, but no guarantees. On second thought, maybe don’t lick the lamppost.