Aika turha tuote. Ei jatkoon.

What color of a drink do you expect to get when it's supposed to be "tropical"? Something like a colorful bliss? Sealed with a tiny umbrella? Yeah right. This drink is clear colorless. That's what I have in the glass. Like mineral water... The carbonation is fizzy and rushed. The head basically refuses to form on the surface. Or it just appears there, rather thin, and then dies. Rest in peace. The scent is difficult to assess. It's tropical fruity but very artificial. Not easy to recognize any individual fruit, it's rather like fruit winegum. A little bit all over the place. If I had to name one fruit, I'd list pineapple. Okay, let me sip. Now the components start getting more recognizable: pineapple is obvious, followed by orange. I can also receive coconut water in the cocktail. Much like a soft drink but I wouldn't buy this as a soft drink though. And it's not meant to. This s mixer to be blended with alcohol. I decline that opportunity this time. Ends similarly. Let me sip on my tropical juice, and let me smoke this tropical weed; B, I got the maddest of aftertastes; don't think that this sh*t comes cheap. The mouthfeel is thin, juicy, soft-drink-like, synthetic and relatively tropical. But still: blah. This doesn't work as such, I doubt this would work with alcohol either.

Cittarin alelaarista mukaan iltajuomaksi. Ei nää oikein uppoa, pitäisi pysytellä oluissa.

Maistuu teiniaikojen Malibu-hömpältä. Odotin enemmän.