Advent Calendar 2023, Day 20. I know that this is going to be adventurous. And superyummy!! The beer is totally impenetrable. Thick as porridge. The color is dark purple. Oh mama! Looks crazy! Almost no carbonation at all, just a hair-thin lace ring pops on the surface and dies immediately. The nose loves the blackberry cheesecake aroma. It delivers what it promises. Absolutely. The parameters include blackberry, blueberry, cereal, biscuit, lactose, ice cream and vanilla or preferably sugary vanillin. For some reason, I'm also imagining a wink of banana in the fragrance. Probably an illusion of something else. A good load of elements in the air. How will the gustatory profile succeed? Let's see. I'm receiving thick blackberry mash, some blueberry juice, unflavored cream cheese, vanilla ice cream, a spoonful of natural yogurt as well as small amendments of cereal and graham cracker in the basement. Do I get malt? No! Do I find hops! Hell no! 😂 Whatever, this is surreal, yet less sweet than what the fragrance might suggest. The body is full. Seriously thick. The end is pretty close to the earlier experience, if anything changes, the tail is marginally more sour than upfront. The sweetness declines. All we do is win when we step outside; the aftertaste asks me, "Just how big do you want your prize?" I say, "Supersize". The mouthfeel is full, thick, milkshakey, rich and substantially deep. Heavily adjuncted and seriously unbeery. Lip-glueing. Tartness is wellnigh zero. An expedition to an unknown frontier territory. NOTE: The barcode directs to "Slushy XXL Legendary Psychic".