Hyh hyh ja huh huh

Oli pakko kokeilla, kun lähti lähikaupasta 1,99 eurolla pullo. Aivan täysin vitsillä tuli ostettua, mutta tämähän on prosentteihin nähden hyvää! Kerrankin on blond alessa runsaasti makua ja luonnetta. Ei tämä mikään makunautinto ole, mutta olosuhteisiin nähden tosiaan erittäin onnistunut. Alkoholi ei tunge mitenkään hirveästi läpi, mikä on samalla myös pelottavaa. Tätä voisi erehtyä pitämään puolet miedompana helposti. Makumaailmalta ollaan jossain Sandelsin suunnalla, mutta luonnollisesti paljon, paljon vahvempana. Tätä voisi ostaa toistamiseenkin, vaikka prosentit hyvin hulvattomat ovatkin. Ei näitä kovin montaa illassa joisi, mutta se ei johdu suinkaan mausta. Maun puolesta voisi hörppiä näillä ihan kunnon kännin.

Für 15% recht trinkbar 😋

This is a scary beer 😲 It's pale with 15 %. Such a combination from a big brewery can't promise anything good. On the other hand, I love entering the unknown even if it kills my tastebuds. Let's hop on the bull and do the rodeo! The beer looks translucent copper. Carbonation is introvert but determined and manages to blow life into a mediocre cloudy head that barely hazes the surface and bends boldly upward against the wall of the class. The scent is boozy and chemical. Holy cow! I'm going to drink solvent, right? Oversweet malt, hefty glucose syrup and a whisper of honey constitute the fragrance. What a package! I don't dare to taste this! Should I just skip it and pretend that I never had it? ... attractive idea... But no! I have to force myself into this. "What don't kill you make you more strong", sings James Hetfield. I better follow my inner voice and do the inevitable. I take a sip. WHOAAH!! This is awful! Malt tries to keep abreast with the other components of the taste profile but fails. Sappy glucose syrup spreads like lava from an erupting volcano. It rounds the colossal booziness to some extent but only to some extent. I still pick some honey, as well, in the palate. This is totally undrinkable s**t! 🤮 The body is light. I wonder if anybody cares. I don't. The hefty ethanol and blonde syrup mesmerize my senses but I know it's light. The finish is chemical, sweet and bad. The duration is too long. Why doesn't it just disappear from my mouth quickly?? The mouthfeel is light, sappy and sticky. As if that's not a warning, the mouthfeel is also extremely boozy, chemical, synthetic and solvent-like. Disgusting. Not meant for humans — except professional boozers and your worst nightmares whoever they are. If you thought that the American Malt Liquors are the worst beerstyle on Earth, try this; Malt Liquors are easy compared to this rubbish. This is the ultimatum. A bad ultimatum. 🆘☢️☣️ If you happen to need something to remove paint from used paintbrushes, this is your choice. Otherwise, stay away from this. You have been warned. ⚠️ (No, I didn't finish the bottle. I didn't even try. 20 ml was enough, the rest I used to polish the drain.)